Rafi Bomb!

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Candy:
I'm not gonna have to blow anyone at the this party, am I?
Dirty Randy:
Candy, we've been through this. You're not a stripper today; you're our 11-year-old daughter.
Rafi:
The only people you can blow at this party are other 11-year-old or else it's illegal.

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Rafi's Advice on AIDS

Rafi:
Dude, you got the AIDS?
Ted:
Yep.
Rafi:
I'm about to do you a real solid here.
Ted:
Alright.
Rafi:
Every morning, take a baby aspirin, okay? If you're gonna fly, take two.
Ted:
That's it?
Rafi:
Boom. That shit will be gone in a month

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laughterkey:

picklesandwine:

Thing Hope: Matt Jones and Jason Mantzoukas having a “Running Hands Through Dem Curls-Off”

Winner gets free Bumble & Bumble products for life.

Did someone say something about Dem Curls?

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theleaguefxx:

Think of our Extended Season 5 DVD as “The show we wish FX would let us air.”

Available Sept 2nd.

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Live in (or near) New York? Want to attend The League’s Season 6 Premiere? No current restraining orders?

theleaguefxx:

The League is having our Season 6 premiere in New York City on 9/2! Because we love you frittatas, we’re saving seats for our fans! Watch along with Jon Lajoie, Nick Kroll, Steve Rannazzisi, Paul Scheer and show creators Jeff and Jackie Schaffer. Even take a selfie with McGibblets (if FX posts his bail in time!)

The first 200 fans to RSVP to theleaguepremiere@gmail.com get on the list. But if you’re not gonna be there, don’t Ruxin this up for everyone else by RSVPing just to take up space. Plus ones are cool. Plus two aren’t.

See you there.

Someone go and take lots of photos so we can live vicariously through you!

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